coffee attack

Another reason to hate starbucks: they have wobbly tables that knock over your coffee and make a big mess and josh falls out of his chair and then you have to clean it up with obama and mccain and they get real messy and their faces get soiled in coffee and then the starbuck's employees don't care and josh's phone gets ruined and he thinks its all his fault because that's what starbucks want to make you believe--that everything is OUR fault! But if you were wondering, starbucks is giving away free coffee on election day...only if you can prove you voted for OBAMA.